You Don't Fuck With...

 Don't fuck with the Spanish- They fight bulls
 Don't fuck with the Nordics- They were vikings at one point
 Don't fuck with the Germans- They were once bred for war
 Don't fuck with the English- They will drown you in tea
 Don't fuck with the French- They are extremely dramatic
 Don't fuck with the Japanese- They know the way of the sword
 Don't fuck with the Chinese- They know over 1,000 ways to kick your ass
 Don't fuck with the Australians- They live in an environment worse than you
 Don't fuck with the Mongolians- They had Ghengis Khan, for crying out loud
 Don't fuck with the Turks- They can carve your ass with a dagger
 Don't fuck with the Swiss- They'll shoot your ass
 Don't fuck with the Italians- They'll send the Italian Mafia 
 Don't fuck with the Russians- Their Russians
 Don't fuck with the Americans- We're nuts